wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh

(via astro-stoner)

chilledoutcatgirl:

w8liftress:

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

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i just SPIT all over my screen 

This is going too far now

(via mindblowjay)

boosareallytho:

driftingfordirection:

oooory:

The next Avatar. x

Still better than that piece of shit movie…

I hate y’all lmfaooo

boosareallytho:

driftingfordirection:

oooory:

The next Avatar. 
x

Still better than that piece of shit movie…

I hate y’all lmfaooo

(via mindblowjay)

foodchewer:

newzealandprince:

foodchewer:

its almost midnight you know what that means..

That it’s almost midnight

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(via ruinedchildhood)

thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:
thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:
thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:
thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:
thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:
thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via science-in-a-jar)

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
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ivvrite:

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ivvrite:

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ivvrite:

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ivvrite:

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ivvrite:

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ivvrite:

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ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

(via ruinedchildhood)

dead-logic:

Oh look, racism. What do you get when a legitimate science program is hosted by a person of color? Racism, of course. “Black Science Man” is a thing now on the Internet. I don’t know what to say about it except that it’s sad.Oh wait, yeah. “It’s just a joke.” That’s like the White Man Motto. Yeah, it is “just a joke.” But what makes that joke funny to you? See the answer to the first question above.


Yea it’s hilarious cause IT IS a joke. If Laurence Krauss had a meme made of him it’d still be funny regardless of race. Welcome to the internet, things become memes. And nothing about Black Science Man Is even remotely racist. He’s black, he’s a man, and he studies science! *GASP*  get the stick out of your ass. dead-logic:

Oh look, racism. What do you get when a legitimate science program is hosted by a person of color? Racism, of course. “Black Science Man” is a thing now on the Internet. I don’t know what to say about it except that it’s sad.Oh wait, yeah. “It’s just a joke.” That’s like the White Man Motto. Yeah, it is “just a joke.” But what makes that joke funny to you? See the answer to the first question above.


Yea it’s hilarious cause IT IS a joke. If Laurence Krauss had a meme made of him it’d still be funny regardless of race. Welcome to the internet, things become memes. And nothing about Black Science Man Is even remotely racist. He’s black, he’s a man, and he studies science! *GASP*  get the stick out of your ass. dead-logic:

Oh look, racism. What do you get when a legitimate science program is hosted by a person of color? Racism, of course. “Black Science Man” is a thing now on the Internet. I don’t know what to say about it except that it’s sad.Oh wait, yeah. “It’s just a joke.” That’s like the White Man Motto. Yeah, it is “just a joke.” But what makes that joke funny to you? See the answer to the first question above.


Yea it’s hilarious cause IT IS a joke. If Laurence Krauss had a meme made of him it’d still be funny regardless of race. Welcome to the internet, things become memes. And nothing about Black Science Man Is even remotely racist. He’s black, he’s a man, and he studies science! *GASP*  get the stick out of your ass. dead-logic:

Oh look, racism. What do you get when a legitimate science program is hosted by a person of color? Racism, of course. “Black Science Man” is a thing now on the Internet. I don’t know what to say about it except that it’s sad.Oh wait, yeah. “It’s just a joke.” That’s like the White Man Motto. Yeah, it is “just a joke.” But what makes that joke funny to you? See the answer to the first question above.


Yea it’s hilarious cause IT IS a joke. If Laurence Krauss had a meme made of him it’d still be funny regardless of race. Welcome to the internet, things become memes. And nothing about Black Science Man Is even remotely racist. He’s black, he’s a man, and he studies science! *GASP*  get the stick out of your ass.

dead-logic:

Oh look, racism.

What do you get when a legitimate science program is hosted by a person of color?

Racism, of course.

“Black Science Man” is a thing now on the Internet. I don’t know what to say about it except that it’s sad.

Oh wait, yeah. “It’s just a joke.” That’s like the White Man Motto. Yeah, it is “just a joke.” But what makes that joke funny to you?

See the answer to the first question above.

Yea it’s hilarious cause IT IS a joke. If Laurence Krauss had a meme made of him it’d still be funny regardless of race. Welcome to the internet, things become memes. And nothing about Black Science Man Is even remotely racist. He’s black, he’s a man, and he studies science! *GASP* get the stick out of your ass.

(via astro-stoner)

Q

Anonymous asked:

does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

A

notana:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated